Baby Einstein

Is this you?

"I get more calls a day from friends and strangers who claim to know my friends, asking for computer help than I do for my actual job."

"The other day this guy I was talking to (who, I was sure, was flirting with me) actually nodded off slightly, before recovering while I was telling him about the latest video streaming plans Apache have announced."

"With my latest distro install this old, then, entry level machine has a faster start up time than..."

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